Personalized Massage Therapists Hands Rub Colorful Tote Bag. Massage therapists never rub you the wrong way text framed by two hands in colorful ovals is a humorous twist on a popular phrase that can have a double meaning and makes a funny gift design for massage professionals. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.