Personalized Housework Hives Women's V-Neck T-Shirt. Housework gives me hives text and an egghead with a case of hives holding a vacuum cleaner and duster will tickle the funny bone of anyone who hates to clean at birthdays and holidays. 5.0 oz., 100% pre-shrunk cotton Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/polyester 1x1 rib collar with mitered v-neck Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Ladies' fit