Personalized Housework Hives Adult Apron. Housework gives me hives text and an egghead with a case of hives holding a vacuum cleaner and duster will tickle the funny bone of anyone who hates to clean at birthdays and holidays. This Full-Length Apron with Pockets is designed for both functionality and comfort. Made from a durable poly/cotton blend, it offers excellent protection against spills and stains, making it ideal for cooking, baking, crafting, and more. The apron features two spacious front pockets, perfect for holding utensils, recipe cards, or other essentials. With adjustable neck straps and waist ties, it ensures a secure and comfortable fit for all body types. Available in a variety of colors to suit your style.