Personalized Flying Pterodactyl White Text Tote Bag. An image of a pterodactyl dinosaur and the text I'd rather be flying on a pterodactyl, no delays, lots of leg room and never get bumped is a funny gift design for friends and family frustrated with the restrictions and dependability of commercial airlines. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.